Dear Abby:
It’s always been me, my mom, and this other guy that feeds me.
Then in December 2020, the unthinkable happened: they brought home my younger sister, Praline. She follows me everywhere, steals my toys, tackles me, and the worst part, I have to share my mommy.
Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, lightning hit again. In February 2021, another sister, Olivia, came into my home (this one was hairless, drooled a lot, and gave really rough pets).
I know I have to be a big brother now and protect my sisters from the evil Roomba, but must I share my mommy too?
